The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

June 26 – July 19, 2025

Book by Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
Music and Lyrics by Carol Hall
Based on a story by Larry L. King

Directed by Mark Briner

This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello, until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.

Carol Hall’s bawdy-but-wholesome crowd-pleaser skewers pretension, celebrates life and touches the heartstrings. This raucous, red-blooded, hilarious musical comedy about a “Lil Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place” took Broadway by storm and continues to enthrall audiences worldwide.

Auditions!

Auditions for ASGT’s production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas will be held at Anne Arundel Community College Anne Arundel Community College (CADE 124) [Map] on:

Saturday, February 1, 2025 from 12:00 – 3:00 pm
Monday, February 3, 2025 from 6:00-7:30 pm

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